New
Camp Rules for Doc’s Viewpoint
(revised 10/1/04)
1. No pissing, farting or shitting into the wind when out
on a boat
2. When pissing out of the cabin at night or in a
rainstorm, your entire penis must be out of the doorway opening
3. Jimmy cannot use that shitty little white jig if it
becomes dilapidated
4. Ralph cannot cast more than 1000 times per day
5. Rick (“dog fish king”) has to eat all dogfish caught
by him
6. Ron has to pick a retirement date (or bury it at sea)
for the 1970’s green flannel shirt he keeps bringing to
7. During poker, Ralph cannot make the currency rules as
to what coins/bills (Canadian vs. US) we use to play with
8. Rick has to remove his cigar labels prior to feeding
his stogies to the fish
9. Bob cannot fish past 2:00 pm on Friday
10. Rick is the
new and official fish fryer, taking over duties from Rich
11. We will have a
minimum of 2 fish meals
12. We will have a
minimum of 1 egg breakfast
13. Ralph shall
not force his spam allotment on any other human being or animal
14. Rick shall
take the first shit of every morning and take the lantern to warm up shitter; 8 minute limit/person thereafter
15. Drunkenness is
allowed and encouraged
16. Everyone does
dishes at least once
17. All fish
contests will be agreed upon up front
18. Rick needs to
take that Erie Dearie off his line for at least 10
minutes
19. Everyone has
to at least take a sponge bath once during the week or thrown in the lake
20. Shaving is not
allowed
21. Rick cannot
make us take the boat out before 6:00 pm on Friday
22. Bob can’t tell more than 10 jokes per day